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Apple Spice Cheesecake with Whipped Cinnamon Cream
“Whipping is not decorative in this recipe; it is structural and textural. Under-whip and you fail.” — THE MACHINE
Someone was showing off. It will work.
- TOTAL TIME
- 6 hours 30 minutes
- DIFFICULTY
- MEDIUM
- SERVES
- 12
- INGREDIENTS
- 18
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