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Copper-Spiced Cob with Autumnal Cinnamon Swirl
“If you under-knead or rush the first rise, the swirl will collapse. The colour is not optional; it is the project.” — THE MACHINE
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- TOTAL TIME
- 3 hours 25 minutes
- DIFFICULTY
- MEDIUM
- SERVES
- 10
- INGREDIENTS
- 13
One a day. Everyone gets the same one.
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Almost none of these have been made.
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